With recruiting at a lull until February 3rd, no coaches quitting in the middle of the night, or mattresses being set on fire, the members of The Best Damn Poll In The Land hand to find something to funnel off the extra testosterone. This should be good for about 5 minutes. So here are our Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes...and no worries, there are no Michigan Softball players on this list.


10. Danica Patrick- She's still a top 10er, however, there's a lot more competition for her now. I am sure they are still rubbing one out to her in Indiana, but the rest of the world has found a few more chicks that are higher up in the spank bank.



9. Amanda Beard- Talk about 200m Breaststroke! This 7 time Olympic Medalist posed for Playboy, and parts of us were standing and applauding. Just something about the female form being wet and in a swimsuit that brings our primal urges to the forefront.


8. Stephanie Rice- Top notch swimmer...check. Hot body...check. Pretty face...check. Sexy ass Australian accent...check. Awesome attitude...check. Hot picture of her posing with a sexually suggestive gesture...check. Now, how many of you fellows are going to go home to the Mrs. tonight and say "Honey, let's pretend you're an Australian Olympic swimmer...aahh...never mind...just say "G'day mate!" a lot tonight."


7. Gina Carano- Well built, very hot, and can kick your ass in a hot minute. What is not to love about Gina? Think about it...you could go to a bar on a date with her...talk mad shit about everyone in there, and then kick back and let Gina take care of business. Then, while she's all worked up, take her home and have her go all MMA on you in the sack.


6. Malia Jones- This little lady will make your surf swell, and then she'll either ride it nicely or shred it to Hell. Seriously, where were these chicks when I was growing up. The only chicks that were any good at surfing or skateboarding back in the day used to be just as manly as the boys doing it. Wow, Malia, thank you!


5. Natalie Gulbis- Imagine..being married to a woman that has an incredible body, a beautiful face (so far, I am in that category)...and NEVER bitch about you wanting to play golf? Heaven...right? Until you find out she can whip your ass on the links. Matter of fact, Natalie could whip our ass with a club if she wanted. Eat your heart out Tiger!


4. Ashley Force- How many folks snicker when they hear "Ashley Force just blew a rod"?  When Ashley isn't smokin' tires on the track, she's taking smokin' photos. There is something about a chick going 317.5 MPH that will certainly get your attention. Oh, and we hate you Daniel Hood, we absolutely hate you. We're jealous!



3. Sasha Cohen- This pose alone is top 5 worthy, and if we could have found the 180 degree picture of this pose, Sasha might have made #1. Flexible, hot body, pretty face...NBC better thank her for the great ratings figure skating will get in Vancouver this winter.



2. Jennie Finch- So much for the old adage that only women lumberjacks play softball. Jennie is one beautiful lady, and one deadly pitcher. I know, most of us wish she was a catcher...right? Well, we have another piece of hate to dole out...Casey Daigle...we hate you too...you lucky bastard!



1. Allison Stokke- Our member Fishstick summed it up best, "Allison Stokke, aka that hot Pole Vaulter from Cal.  She has been an internet sensation for awhile now, but no matter how hard you look, there is no Maxim spread;  there is no airbrushed girl in a swimsuit;  it's always just her in a tracksuit.  No makeup, hair up in a ponytail;  she is the sexy girl next door holding a giant pole... but never the pole you want it to be." Allison is our #1, but we'd like to thank all these lovely ladies for keeping our marriages strong.