Written by: rampageripser 7/28/2009 9:53 PM
Here we go again. Another week of near mediocrity and pure stupidity. Can’t let this damn concussion keep us from laughing at everyone’s expense… Top 5 Winners 5) William Shatner – For this video, god I haven’t laughedthis hard in quite a while. 4) The world for no more Farve – Thank god, it’s over. I hope….. 3) Lance Armstrong – As it was for Watson last week, I don’t care that he finished 5 minutes behind the leader, this guys is purly amazing. Let’s see you survive cancer, retire for 3 years, break your collarbone, then finish 3rd in one of the most grueling athletic competitions on the planet 2) Mark Buehrle – A perfect game is amazing an amazingaccomplishment on its own, but then following it up with a perfect game goinginto the 5th of your next start, fuckin amazing. Congrats on 48 straight batters retired. That is fuckin incredible. 1) Alberto Contador – I have HUGE respect for cyclists that compete in the Tour de France. I often go on rides for fun, and 50 miles is about all I can handle, and it takes me a couple hours to do such. These guys climb MOUNTAINS for much further in less time, it is trulyremarkable. I tip my hat to you Contador, well done sir, well done. Bottom 5 Losers 5) Facebook – It seems like advertisements are getting even more accurate. Thankfully all involved have good senses of humor. Here’s the article.Apparently, an add promoting a dating website were using random pictures from Facebook for thir adds. One man was online and saw the ad, and the hot single woman was….HIS WIFE! HAHAHAHAH, Fan-freakin-tastic. 4) The world for dealing with SEC nonsense – This total crap with Tebow and the All-SEC team made me want to give myself a colonoscopy, itwould have been more enjoyable.Who gives a flying fuck if it was unanimous?!?! Does it really mean ANYTHING AT ALL??? God people, grow up for crying out loud. 3) Reggie Bush – Who would dump THIS ass. Ridiculous. What a dumbass…Oh, and some NFL career you seem to be having there...snicker 2) FINA and hi-tech suits – FINA (Federation Internationalede Natation) (the International Swimming Organization) has been twiddling their thumbs on the issue of high-tech, full-body swim suits in competition. These suits are highly controversial as some studies claim it can knock nearly a second and a half off of swimmers times, which is really a massive amount at such high competition. Of course, since they are a giant international organization, it has taken forever for them to ban the suits,constantly moving the date of the ban further and further back. In the meantime, the sport i ssuffering. Prime example is Phelps’ most recent loss in the World Championships. He does not use these suits, but the guy who won did. Does that mean he is truly faster? Who knows, but these suits are just a menace. Make a damn decision FINA. 1) US National Soccer Team – Only a month after they made my top 5, the USNT has plummeted to the lowest of lows, a 5-0 BLOWOUT to hated rival Mexico in the Gold Cup final. Now, keep in mind this was the so called “B” team, meaning only about 2 people on the team will even make the World Cup roster, but that is really no excuse for how embarrassing this loss was. It was 58 straight CONCAFCA (that is our international conference per se) victories on US soil, until Sunday. It was a legacy on dominating this conference that was pissed on. Despicable.
Here we go again. Another week of near mediocrity and pure stupidity. Can’t let this damn concussion keep us from laughing at everyone’s expense…
Top 5 Winners
5) William Shatner – For this video, god I haven’t laughedthis hard in quite a while.
4) The world for no more Farve – Thank god, it’s over. I hope…..
3) Lance Armstrong – As it was for Watson last week, I don’t care that he finished 5 minutes behind the leader, this guys is purly amazing. Let’s see you survive cancer, retire for 3 years, break your collarbone, then finish 3rd in one of the most grueling athletic competitions on the planet
2) Mark Buehrle – A perfect game is amazing an amazingaccomplishment on its own, but then following it up with a perfect game goinginto the 5th of your next start, fuckin amazing. Congrats on 48 straight batters retired. That is fuckin incredible.
1) Alberto Contador – I have HUGE respect for cyclists that compete in the Tour de France. I often go on rides for fun, and 50 miles is about all I can handle, and it takes me a couple hours to do such. These guys climb MOUNTAINS for much further in less time, it is trulyremarkable. I tip my hat to you Contador, well done sir, well done.
Bottom 5 Losers
5) Facebook – It seems like advertisements are getting even more accurate. Thankfully all involved have good senses of humor. Here’s the article.Apparently, an add promoting a dating website were using random pictures from Facebook for thir adds. One man was online and saw the ad, and the hot single woman was….HIS WIFE! HAHAHAHAH, Fan-freakin-tastic.
4) The world for dealing with SEC nonsense – This total crap with Tebow and the All-SEC team made me want to give myself a colonoscopy, itwould have been more enjoyable.Who gives a flying fuck if it was unanimous?!?! Does it really mean ANYTHING AT ALL??? God people, grow up for crying out loud.
3) Reggie Bush – Who would dump THIS ass. Ridiculous. What a dumbass…Oh, and some NFL career you seem to be having there...snicker
2) FINA and hi-tech suits – FINA (Federation Internationalede Natation) (the International Swimming Organization) has been twiddling their thumbs on the issue of high-tech, full-body swim suits in competition. These suits are highly controversial as some studies claim it can knock nearly a second and a half off of swimmers times, which is really a massive amount at such high competition. Of course, since they are a giant international organization, it has taken forever for them to ban the suits,constantly moving the date of the ban further and further back. In the meantime, the sport i ssuffering. Prime example is Phelps’ most recent loss in the World Championships. He does not use these suits, but the guy who won did. Does that mean he is truly faster? Who knows, but these suits are just a menace. Make a damn decision FINA.
1) US National Soccer Team – Only a month after they made my top 5, the USNT has plummeted to the lowest of lows, a 5-0 BLOWOUT to hated rival Mexico in the Gold Cup final. Now, keep in mind this was the so called “B” team, meaning only about 2 people on the team will even make the World Cup roster, but that is really no excuse for how embarrassing this loss was. It was 58 straight CONCAFCA (that is our international conference per se) victories on US soil, until Sunday. It was a legacy on dominating this conference that was pissed on. Despicable.
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2 comments so far...
Re: Rankings for the Week of July 28 Great stuff Rip....keep them coming....looking forward to them weekly...
Re: Rankings for the Week of July 28
Great stuff Rip....keep them coming....looking forward to them weekly...
Re: Rankings for the Week of July 28 Good stuff Rampage......Reggie Bush is a dumb ass, that chick is hot as hell.......How much of a bitch dose a chick that hot have to be to get dumped?Even if she was a bitch, ever time I looked at her ass, I'd be very forgiving..
Good stuff Rampage......Reggie Bush is a dumb ass, that chick is hot as hell.......How much of a bitch dose a chick that hot have to be to get dumped?Even if she was a bitch, ever time I looked at her ass, I'd be very forgiving..