Written by: Tyler Stout 7/23/2009 10:45 AM
Seriously people I am getting tired of all these "rape" charges being brought up on athletes. 99% of the time these girls consented to sex or is making the whole story up. Of course the bottom line is for cash money. The only high profile athlete I can conceivably see as being guilty of their rape charge is Kobe....I mean we all saw him bend over the whole Magic squad and rough them up a bit ....Hey Dwight how is that "superman" holding up? ~For you dill holes that has no idea of what I just said needs to look it up at Urban Dictionary.com to get the full effect of these previous hilarious statement. I mean you don't hear little kids from Africa suing Tim Tebow....I mean seriously this non-doctor cut their dicks....their man toy,blue veined porridge gun, leader of the sack ,goat filler, full blown sylvester stallone bone, their purple headed yogurt slinger, their quarter pounder with cheese, tallywhacker, One Eyed Warrior, their wedding tackle, their premature miniture nubature, their frank and beans, their twig and berries, ect....add your own euphimisims here____________________ But see athletes should never marry....NEVER.....date yes, marry not so much.....why would you do that to yourself??.....Your like a walking target for horny succubuses! ~~~OneNonlyStout41~~~
3 comments so far...
Re: Ben Roethlisberger Raped Me Too!!! Man, it's hard being a Pro Athlete and getting more ass than a toilet seat. If I was a pro, I would not tag anything I didn't PAY for....I can afford it....I'd drop $5k for a piece of ass no problems....rather than tagging a potential gold digger who is using their snatch as a way to siphon millions of my hard earned dollars from me.
Re: Ben Roethlisberger Raped Me Too!!!
Man, it's hard being a Pro Athlete and getting more ass than a toilet seat. If I was a pro, I would not tag anything I didn't PAY for....I can afford it....I'd drop $5k for a piece of ass no problems....rather than tagging a potential gold digger who is using their snatch as a way to siphon millions of my hard earned dollars from me.
Re: Ben Roethlisberger Raped Me Too!!! Greek, my brother pulls in about $250K/yr and that is exactly what he does; he won't hit it unless it was bought and paid for. Needless to say, that is how he ended up marrying too, but that didn't work out so well.
Greek, my brother pulls in about $250K/yr and that is exactly what he does; he won't hit it unless it was bought and paid for. Needless to say, that is how he ended up marrying too, but that didn't work out so well.
Re: Ben Roethlisberger Raped Me Too!!! Ben looks like he's been raping a few Big Macs lately. Is he at 400lbs yet? Bennie, lay off the Ci-Ci's Buffet, you are starting to look like young John Goodman.
Ben looks like he's been raping a few Big Macs lately. Is he at 400lbs yet? Bennie, lay off the Ci-Ci's Buffet, you are starting to look like young John Goodman.