Written by: TheGreek 7/19/2010 12:25 AM
Tiger...you just got beaten by 13 strokes in the 2010 British Open by this: Louis Oostuizen made you his bitch today, and furthered the speculation that you have officially collapsed. You are spiraling out of control and soon you'll be sharing Vicodin with John Daly at a Motel 6 somewhere drawing up plans for John's Collectible Zubaz Plates. Don't let that happen. You have lost your edge...time to get it back. Ok, so your marriage is fucked and you are a poor husband, but that doesn't mean you are a shitty Dad. Pay the bitch the money. You aren't the first celebrity athlete to fuck up his marriage. Shit, Tiki Barber left his wife while she was pregnant with their twins. At least your ex is not pregnant. Go play golf, win some money, visit the kids...oh, and about getting your edge back... Get your freak on Tiger! Start chasing slash around again...go on those 12 hour fuck-fests with bondage latex fetish call girls, have them choke you, spit in your mouth, and stand on your scrotum with 9'' stilettos, and then haul ass to the course to barely make it on time to sign in, then tearing ass through the competition and embarrassing everyone on the course. That's the Tiger I want. Go back to cussing and being an impatient and pompous dick to the fans and the media. That's the REAL Tiger...let him back out of the cage. Louis Fucking Oosthuizen...
Re: Tamed Tiger Needs To Return To Tang Taming He still cusses plenty. As do I on the golf course.
Re: Tamed Tiger Needs To Return To Tang Taming
He still cusses plenty. As do I on the golf course.
Re: Tamed Tiger Needs To Return To Tang Taming True. It's obvious that he can't function properly when he can't let it all hangout.
True. It's obvious that he can't function properly when he can't let it all hangout.