Written by: TheGreek 11/30/2009 2:08 AM
Ok...so on the morning of November the 25th, rumors began surfacing about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife. And yes I know it's the Huffington Post...but they are quoting other sources as well. Now enter the events on Thanksgiving (the 26th) and then the subsequent incident in the early morning hours of the 27th. Tiger backs out of his driveway around 2:30 AM and is involved in a 1 car accident involving a hydrant, a tree, and no air bag deployment. He had blood in his mouth and cuts on his lips. Reports were that Mrs. Woods broke out two windows with a 1 iron ( even God can't hit a 1 iron) she just so happened to grab, to pull the barely conscious Mr. Woods from the vehicle. Really...the air bags don't deploy because of the low impact crash, yet Woods was bleeding from the mouth and fading in and out of consciousness? Hmmm.... Now Tiger has hired Mark NeJame, who was briefly on the Casey Anthony defense team...FYI. He has quite the reputation here in Orlando. First thing he does is cancel the interview with the Florida Highway Patrol...as the accident is still under investigation. So...why hire an attorney and cancel 2 meetings with the FHP? I smell cover up. Let the Greek see if he can give it a shot. Ol Tiger has put a few back on Turkey Day...and maybe Tiger has a little ass on the side...and maybe with the rumor and the nagging Mrs. Woods (nagging is nice talk for bitching)...maybe Tiger said "Yeah...so what Ho...I pay the bills up in this bitch here. I do want I want, when I want. You like all the nice shit you have? Do you bitch? You see this mother fuckin' swoosh? That swoosh buys you shit...every damn thing...so swoosh your ass back into the kitchen and fix me another drink before I go all OJ on your ass Nichole!" Mrs. Woods was not amused. She went into the kitchen where his golf clubs sat next to the garage door. Pulled out the ole Billy Beru, and went upside Tigers mouth. hence the bleeding from the mouth and cuts. Scrambling to his feet and screaming a blood muffled "You crazy ass white bitch! What the fuck are you doin'?"....she swings again, and misses, putting a hole in the wall, which needs time to be fixed, hence the hiring of the lawyer and the cancellation of the meeting for the interview with FHP. He makes it to the garage door and hits the button....he jumps in the SUV, and closes the door and locks them. She swings and puts out one of the windows. Tiger is feeling faint as he cranks the car and puts it into reverse....he steps on the accelerator, loses control, hits the hydrant and hits a tree. Mrs. Woods...running angrily after him...catches up to the SUV and bashes in another window. She drags him out of the SUV and gets him in the street and she tees off on him one more time, grazing him in the head and, with the booze and prescription pain pills, makes him lapse into unconsciousness. Getting ready to go all Tom Watson on him one more time. Mrs. Woods stops because she is interrupted by the neighbor who called 911....and the cover up began from there. He's about to be one rich neighbor.
Re: Tarnished Tiger? Sounds about right to me. I sure am glad I got to hear about it every 13 seconds during the Iron Bowl. :(
Re: Tarnished Tiger?
Sounds about right to me. I sure am glad I got to hear about it every 13 seconds during the Iron Bowl. :(
Re: Tarnished Tiger? I don't know how this works in Florida, but in some states the spouse who was attacked has to press charges before the police get involved. That usually works against the wife because she is usually the one who is hit and she often relents rather than press charges. I would find it ironic if Florida, the child molesters' paradise of the US, is also the the most protective state toward abused marriage partners. But it certainly appears clear to me that Elin may have more 'splainin' to do than Tiger when the dust settles.
I don't know how this works in Florida, but in some states the spouse who was attacked has to press charges before the police get involved. That usually works against the wife because she is usually the one who is hit and she often relents rather than press charges. I would find it ironic if Florida, the child molesters' paradise of the US, is also the the most protective state toward abused marriage partners. But it certainly appears clear to me that Elin may have more 'splainin' to do than Tiger when the dust settles.