Gatorz's Blunt Force Trauma

You put HOW MANY mid-majors in your top 25?!?!?!?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:56:00 GMT

Guys, enough is enough...it's time to stop thinking it's always David -vs- Goliath, and realize that most of the time, it really is Germany -vs- France.

Hey you bicyclist....FUCK OFF!!!!!

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:38:00 GMT

Keep playing chicken with my truck and see who comes out the loser.....

I want Steve Addazio's head on a platter, RIGHT DAMN NOW!!!!!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:32:00 GMT

Bring him to me. I want him on his hands and knees, begging for his life. Because for what he has done to Florida's offense, death may be a fitting punishment. An eye for an eye, you know?

He has taken an offense that had the largest margin of victory last year, ranked third in scoring offense, and turned them into the laughing stock of the SEC. He has turned 1st and 10 into Tebow-up-the-middle, guaranteed. I haven't seen anything BUT a dive play on first down since last season. I hadn't seen a screen pass until last week. And I haven't seen a toss sweep in so long, I have forgotten when. It is the same 4 plays all game long; Tebow dive, Demps dive, Hernandez pass, or Cooper pass. THAT'S IT!!!! It has gotten so bad that we can call the plays ahead of time around my house with about 75% accuracy. And seeing as that I am not a defensive guru in a defensive conference, that is really bad news. Because it means that the guys that ARE defensive gurus are picking it up even more than me. And once we face a defense that has the players to stop our guys, like Bama or Texas, we have NO CHANCE IN HELL of winning those games.

Even worse is that they have gotten complacent, just like I said they would. Now that Addazio has apparently been given the command to mix it up or pack it up, our offense is freezing up like a laptop running Vista after a porn convention. Tebow has gotten cold feet about passing longer than 10 yards. The line can't block for longer than it would take to tun a dive play. Tebow in the pocket is as comfortable to watch as a rape scene with your grandmother in the room. He needs to roll out and pass on the run! We all know it works because it is what has fixed our slow offense in the previous two seasons. Draw the linbackers up as they chase him outside, drop a guy like Thompson or Hines behind them yet in front of the safeties, and let Tebow fire it in there. It worked with Thompson and Cooper LAST YEAR!!! So why are they now not good enough this year? Everyone says Cooper is our only receiving threat, but do you realize that Cooper has dropped more balls than Thompson, Nelson, and Hines COMBINED!!! Yes, I know James has dropped a bunch of passes, but what the hell is he doing receiving anyways??? Put him in as a return guy or a blocking slot receiver and that's it. But don't let his mistakes bleed over onto other guys that are quite capable!

WE HAVE GOOD RECEIVERS!!!! SO FRICKING THROW IT TO THEM!!!!!

Notice to Steve Addazio.....you have ONE goal in practice this week. You are to look back at last year's game film, memorize that shit, and run THOSE plays in practice this week!!!!! Slant passes, crossing routes, screens, middle routes, options plays, toss sweeps, end arounds, draw plays, and reverses. Get these guys doing what they do best, and stop with your retarded bullshit, NOW!!!! If I see a dive play this week, it damn well better be on a 3rd and short. NOT a first and second down, you shmuck!

You, and you alone, are going to cost us this season and a shot at a championship. Not Strong and his defense, because if it weren't for them, you would be fired with three losses already. It falls on you! And if you keep this up, we WILL NOT BEAT Alabama, nor will we beat our bowl opponent, as any team with any sort of defense will stop us cold, because they know your plays before you do. Hell, even I have it figured out.....

Oklahoma > Va Tech? No friggin way!!!!

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 03:16:00 GMT

Some people just don't understand what the term 'ranking' means.

Can I Bubble Wrap Your Child For You?

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 02:54:00 GMT

Sometimes, your child is a fuckhead no matter what they watch.

Ding dong, the bitch is dead....

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:28:00 GMT

Fuck Michael Jackson.

Yeah....I said it.....in case you missed it....FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!

People all around the world are lining up in droves to mourn the death of "The King of Pop". Tears, candles, fainting, pictures, roses, signs, doves, etc..... Have these people gone fucking retarded???? Do they not remember that this guy fucked, or at the very least, molested children? Innocent fucking children!!! This guy had a child accurately describe his dick to a sketch artist, who then drew it out, and when police compared the child's recollection to the real dick, it matched!!!! And he STILL got away with it. His own SISTER came out on record saying that he was a pedofile, and that she had proof, and she knew of checks that he had written to other families on order for them to keep quiet! Yet the world carried on as if she had 3 heads!

This freak owned the rights to the Beatles' catalog of music, yet still went broke having to pay off the kids he fucked with, and the legal bills from the parents that wouldn't sell their child's innocence for a few million dollars. Do you know how often the Beatles get played? Do you know how many royalty checks that must be? Do you know how much money movies like Across the Universe, or shows like The Beatles: Revolution by Cirque de Soleil have to pay to buy the rights to use those songs in their productions? Yet Michael Jackson couldn't keep little boys out of his bed long enough to make sure he could put some in a savings account??? Fucking ludicrous!!! So now the world rushes out to mourn this sicko pervert? And buy his records, movies, books, and anthologies en masse just to get a piece of him? What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!?!? Do you think that if your neighbor was accused of molesting young boys, and there was enough proof, yet some bullshit jury let him off the hook, that you would be mourning his death today? I doubt it.

So why is everyone giving this asshole an all new reputation just because he died last week? Why is everyone that was so willing to attach his molestation charges to his memory mere weeks ago, now touting him as a national treasure who's death robs us all of his magic and talent?

Fuck this guy. And fuck everyone that acts the least bit sad over his passing. Good riddance, I say.