10. Can't sell out 1st home game after an undefeated National Championship Season-Really folks?!?! Way to show your pride. Must of had a Pitbull or Daddy Yankee concert or something more important to do in Miami that day.
9. Fans think there are only 2 games during the season FSU and VT-Bars are empty on every other Sat, much like the stadium. How 'bout da Uuuuuuuuuuu?!
8. "It is all about THE U-" What is all about the U? Unimportance? Uncouth? Unseemly? I'll wait now while some of the thug fans look those words up....got it? OK, let's continue. You are THE U because you are THE University of Miami? What does that make THE University of Florida, THE University of South Florida, THE University of Central Florida, and THE University of North Florida? I'm actually just a little curious. Are you saying you are THE only university in Miami? I think Nova and FIU would have something to say about that. Are you trying to say you are THE premier univerisity in Florida? No, you guys wouldn't think that because there are national rankings for that stuff and clearly UM isn't. Maybe you guys are right. It is all about THE U...U losing.
7. "5 National Titles-" the only thing these alleged fans know how to say. Ask them who their starting QB was last yr and they will say, "5 National Titles." Ask them who railed their mom last night and they will say, "5 National Titles." Man could you imagine if every Alabama, USC, Michigan, and ND fan squawked their number of titles everytime they are asked a question? Bama fans would have to take off their shoes because they'd need their fingers and toes to count all of their championships (yes I know they have more than 10; please insert Bammer inbred joke of choice here).
6. The U hand sign-Are we throwing up gang signs now Thug U?! I thought you were soldiers. I must have heard Kellan wrong. Maybe you are gangsta soljas? Oh wait, the sign must have something to do with your "swagga." Let me tell you something boys and girls, Miami's "Swagga" resembles something more like a drunken hiccup than a feared stride.
5. Florida had no class last yr!-We had no what? I say, what you say?!? According to you clueless botched lab experiments, we didn’t “beat your asses” because we didn’t win by 50; YET we had no class for kicking a late field goal. Gonna need you to make up your minds folks.
4. Smugness-How in the hell do you people walk around like you are the end all be all feared team of college football when you haven’t mattered or even been a blip on the damn radar in almost a decade?!? Psst! Let me let you in on a little secret…when you walk by we are laughing at you, not basking in your glory.
3. 2002 NCG-Get over it already! OSU did not steal a title from The U. If you were the end all best team ever like you guys claimed you were, the game shouldn’t have come down to a call. OSU won, you lost, get over it. Life sucks…get a helmet.
2. “This is the year! We are back!”-Hahahahahhahaha! Hahahahhahaha! OK ok ok…I think I’m done laughing. Haaaaaaaaaahhahahahaha! Whooooooo! Ok seriously I’m done now. Hey U Thug! It is a little harder to make it to the big game when you have to play ranked teams and a conference championship ain’t it?! (Shhhhh don’t tell USC fans this. They still believe UCLA, ND, and Stanford are tough, NCG worthy competition). Hope you like shouting “5 National Titles” because The U ain’t getting another one. Go buy some pre-game warm up fatigues. That always seems to work out well for you guys.
1. 2006 UM vs. FIU, 2005 UM vs. LSU, and 1988 UM vs. ND-What do all these games have in common? U Thug showed the world the type of quality and class they look for in recruits. Geez Miami! Could you imagine the ass whooping you guys would endure now if you tried to fight after every loss? Hell your whole team would be suspended by mid September. I so wish you would have tried to start a fight last year at The Swamp after our late field goal when WE BEAT YOUR ASSES.