Tiger...you just got beaten by 13 strokes in the 2010 British Open by this: Louis Oostuizen made you his bitch today, and furthered the speculation that you have officially collapsed. You are spiraling out of control and soon you'll be sharing Vicodin with John Daly at a Motel 6 somewhere drawing up plans for John's Collectible Zubaz Plates. Don't let that happen. You have lost your edge...time to get it back. Ok, so your marriage is fucked and you are a poor husband, but that doesn't mean you are a shitty Dad. Pay the bitch the money. You aren't the first celebrity athlete to fuck up his mar ... Read More »
Ever wondered what a legend would think of the state of College Football? I thought it would be nice to hear what a respected coaching legend of the game thought of the current affairs in his beloved sport. I decided to call upon current Southeastern Heaven's All Star Team Head Coach and former Alabama Crimson Tide head man, the legendary Paul "Bear" Bryant, and get him to opine on the game of college football today. TG: Thanks coach for taking the time from your busy after-life to do this interview. By the way, how is John Wooden adjusting to his new surroundings? Bear: I haven't talked to him yet, but I do expect basketball to get a lot better up here. TG: A lot in ... Read More »
The biggest problem I have with football officials is consistency when calling the excessive celebration penalties is consistency. Umpires have different strike zones per individual...but it stays consistent the duration of the game (and usually the duration of his career). Football officials are a fickle lot, unwilling to admit mistakes in light of video evidence, calling interference on one play, and then on a similar play call nothing at all in spite of the receiver being tackled. And THESE guys are going to be able to take away scores. Read More »
We have become softer than an 80 year old's penis sans Viagra. There is no such thing as competing to win anymore. This society makes you ashamed to win...or at least thinks you SHOULD be ashamed to win. The NCAA's new anti-taunting rule is just another shining example of how spineless we have become. In this fucked up mess of a society, success is to be shared, and failure condoned and consoled. There are youth leagues that do not keep score in competitive sports. Everyone gets a trophy. And you wonder why we have these screwed up creatures called Emo Kids: There are life lessons to be learned in competitive sports. How to win...and how to lose. How do we teach our kids how to lose if they CANNOT lose...or are not allowed to los ... Read More »
Mike, First let me state that you are quite possibly the worst sports writer I have ever had the displeasure of reading. Your elementary school quips are nothing short of boring and pedantic. They always have been. How you still are employed really speaks volumes about how little importance your bosses put on accuracy and intelligent content. You interject your opinion to the point of saturation. Every story you write is an editorial, and not reporting the facts. Neutrality escapes you. Maybe you should move to Switzerland and learn some neutrality...I mean...it's a perfect fit....the Swiss have no backbone to take a side...and you are spineless...maybe you could learn something from each other. The bonus is...you'll be in Switzerland, and maybe the Orlando Sentinel will sell more papers with you gone. Read More »
Knoxville has a whorehouse in it (Lord have mercy on our souls) Read More »
Wish it could have kept going....but I have no regrets.... Read More »
Cheating on his wife? Drunk driving? Domestic violence? Cover up? Read More »
"To become truly great, one must stand with people, not above them."- Charles De Montesquieu Read More »
Taking the time to be thankful! Read More »